
Sorry guys, no matter how wonderful you think the man is, there’s absolutely no reason to have his face so close to your penis.

20 inches long, including feathers!

This is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure he didn’t wear that to the inauguration. Actually, I’m pretty sure he didn’t wear that, EVER.

Hopefully the tongue depressor that Obama’s face is glued to has not been used.

What an insult to the Obama family. Enough said.

Too bad it doesn’t look like Barack Obama. It looks like Bill Cosby circa 1982.

This is, undoubtedly, one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. What on Earth???

These are hideous. Simply hideous. Yes We Can… go to the store and buy you another pair of shoes.

Who needs a Louis Vuitton handbag when you can own this little beauty instead?

The manufacturer describes it as “a limited edition, historically commemorative fragrance that insights Hope for Women and Men in Honor of Barack Obama.” We describe it as “marketing bullshit.”

The ugliest watch I’ve ever seen. Who designed it? PT Barnum?

Now I need more junk to hold my junk? Thanks, but I’ll pass.

It costs more than a Yankee candle. Give me a break.

I have no words. None. Except from a distance, that thing looks a little phallic. I’m just saying.

First of all, that’s not Obama, it’s the Mad Magazine guy. And second, whoever is making these must be delusional.
0 comments:
Post a Comment