Thursday, February 05, 2009

Barack Obama was the 44th President | Obama items currently for sale on eBay

Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States of America today, and it seems everybody is trying to cash in on the man’s name. We’ve compiled a list of the top 15 most ridiculous Barack Obama items currently for sale on eBay. Yes, these items are actually for sale - this isn’t a joke.

OBAMA LOW CUT TRUNKS
OBAMA LOW CUT TRUNKS

Sorry guys, no matter how wonderful you think the man is, there’s absolutely no reason to have his face so close to your penis.

OBAMA DREAM CATCHER
OBAMA DREAM CATCHER

20 inches long, including feathers!

OBAMA IN GOLD SUIT ACTION FIGURE<br />
OBAMA IN GOLD SUIT ACTION FIGURE

This is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure he didn’t wear that to the inauguration. Actually, I’m pretty sure he didn’t wear that, EVER.

HOME MADE OBAMA FAN
HOME MADE OBAMA FAN

Hopefully the tongue depressor that Obama’s face is glued to has not been used.

OBAMA FAMILY INSPIRED DOLL MAGNETS
“OBAMA FAMILY INSPIRED DOLL MAGNETS

What an insult to the Obama family. Enough said.

HANDMADE OBAMA SOAP
HANDMADE OBAMA SOAP

Too bad it doesn’t look like Barack Obama. It looks like Bill Cosby circa 1982.

TOY REPLICA OF OBAMA’S HANDS
TOY REPLICA OF OBAMA’S HANDS

This is, undoubtedly, one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. What on Earth???

OBAMA CUSTOM AIR FORCE
OBAMA CUSTOM AIR FORCE ONE SNEAKERS

These are hideous. Simply hideous. Yes We Can… go to the store and buy you another pair of shoes.

OBAMA PIN PURSE
OBAMA PIN PURSE

Who needs a Louis Vuitton handbag when you can own this little beauty instead?

OBAMA COLOGNE
POTUS 1600: OBAMA COLOGNE

The manufacturer describes it as “a limited edition, historically commemorative fragrance that insights Hope for Women and Men in Honor of Barack Obama.” We describe it as “marketing bullshit.”

OBAMA WATCH
OBAMA WATCH

The ugliest watch I’ve ever seen. Who designed it? PT Barnum?

OBAMA TRINKET BOX
OBAMA TRINKET BOX

Now I need more junk to hold my junk? Thanks, but I’ll pass.

YES WE CAN-DLES
OBAMA YES WE CAN-DLES

It costs more than a Yankee candle. Give me a break.

OBAMA PAPER TOWEL HOLDER
OBAMA PAPER TOWEL HOLDER

I have no words. None. Except from a distance, that thing looks a little phallic. I’m just saying.

OBAMA HOPE ON A ROPE
OBAMA “HOPE ON A ROPE”

First of all, that’s not Obama, it’s the Mad Magazine guy. And second, whoever is making these must be delusional.

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