Experience the adrenaline rush of taking off and flying high in the largest helicopter ever produced. The Stranger Hotelicopter features 18 luxuriously-appointed rooms for adrenaline junkies seeking a truly unique and memorable travel experience.
Each soundproofed room is equipped with a queen-sized bed, fine linens, a mini-bar, coffee machine, wireless internet access, and all the luxurious appointments you'd expect from a flying five star hotel. Room service is available one hour after liftoff and prior to landing.
Though not quite as extravagant as checking into a space motel, booking a stay in the Hotelicopter is pretty stupendous. Hailed as the world's first flying hotel, the Soviet-made Mil V-12 has been extended and completely renovated since being purchased in 2004, and starting this summer, it'll host 18 decidedly affluent individuals on a fortnight long roundtrip jaunt that begins and ends in New York, stopping at Charleston, Freeport, Montego Bay, Santo Domingo, Nassau, Miami and Charlotte along the way. There's also a California and European tour planned for July, and the 'copter can even be rented out for what will undoubtedly be the zaniest episode of My Super Sweet 16 ever. There's no word on how pricey this five-star flying hotel will be, but if you have to ask, you probably can't even afford a walkthrough.
Update: The further we look into this, the less realistic it seems. It looks like someone may have taken the covers off their April Fool's hoax a few days early.